I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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