The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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