i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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