I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you didnt know i had herpes?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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