Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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