It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
