I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
how drunk are you?
Several
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
