So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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