I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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