I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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