I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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