Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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