Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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