Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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