I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do vagina's smell?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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