Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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