I think i peed on brittanys purse
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm just crazy horny about you
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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