So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just invented taco cereal.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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