How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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