Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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