My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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