i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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