I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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