Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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