is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
