Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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