Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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