his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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