they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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