He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
now i know why i became what i already was.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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