You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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