Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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