You just made me feel so damn special
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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