dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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