Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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