this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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