im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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