i barfeds in our rink
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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