The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
