Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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