Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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