So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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