I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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