walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Sorry about my life...
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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