i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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