He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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