If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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