I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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