O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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