3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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