wrigley field is MILF paradise
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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