How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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