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So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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