just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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