dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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