I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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