So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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