She is in my trunk
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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