porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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