that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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