Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
look no pants
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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