She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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