you guys were way drunker than both of me
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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